Reign of Terror

As I sit here in my econ summer school classes, I can't help look outside the window to the outside world. I want to be out there but, ironically enough, I have to get through college to make it out there. Since college students are the procrastinatorius awesomeus species of human beings, I wanted to find ways that technology could help us become more unproductive members of society.

Apparently, we are in the age of technology. The Space Age. Nanotechnology is the future, etc...whatever.
I want to have fun, and the new Flytech Dragonfly will let me do just that! Picture this: You're on a huge college campus with lots of open space. Its a bright sunny day and you didn't do so well on your last paper. There is no better way to relieve your stress than to take this baby out for a spin and reign terror from the skies on unsuspecting students! All from the comfort of your dorm room, or the top of a building, whichever you prefer. This little wonder is sure to give you ten minutes of cinema level entertainment. Just make sure no one catches you, or your new havoc reigning toy.

Here is a quick video to show you the possibilities:


At any rate, thats all good and fun, but after 10 minutes, you're bored again. So what do you do?
Simple, you pretend to be James Bond. Now even though this next gadget is somewhat pricey, it is still pretty neat from a technology perspective and is an excellent example of how technology has progressed.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present, the Spy Pen! Looks like an ordinary pen doesn't it? What is so special about it you ask? What could possibly make this absolutely ordinary looking pen a spy pen? Again, another simple question.

There is a tiny hole just above the clip that houses a camera. For just over $100, its well worth it. This baby has enough memory to record video and audio for up to 2 hours! Want to miss a lecture? Give this pen to a friend and tell him or her to go to class. You will not only see the professor, you will hear him too! That way, you can continue your reign of terror with your Flytech Dragonfly! Genius!

The bad man notice: I do not endorse the skipping of multiple classes and you can't come crying to me if you fail out of college.